earlier my boyfriend asked me to pick a number between one and ten and if it was the same one he was thinking of then we had to have sex. so i made him write his number down whilst i wrote mine down so he didnt cheat then we swapped, we both had 8. so then i made him do it again but with a number between 1 and 5 and we both had 2. but instead of sex i made pizza.

actually if i typed that like i sing it it’d look more like “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH young cardinals”

oh young cardinals nesting in the trees